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Making D&D great again, one session at a time.

A series of political sketches in which DJT plays Dungeons and Dragons with his political friends and foes. New episodes drop on Saturdays. Read more…

Three Bulwark writers at the Resolute Desk with focus-group binders, notebooks, and untouched dice, Trump half-visible behind a gilded DM screen

He Polished a Glass at Me

A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for The Bulwark.

March 14, 2026
Don Jr extends a high-five that nobody returns while Trump sleeps behind a DM screen in the Oval Office

Nobody High-Fived Him

A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for the family.

March 12, 2026
Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, and Dan Pfeiffer at a D&D table across from Donald Trump behind a gilded DM screen in the Oval Office

He Already Wrote the Post-Mortem

A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for the Pod Save America crew.

March 6, 2026
Trump behind a gilded DM screen, Mamdani with a notebook, Klein holding documents, Collins pointing a microphone at the screen

I'm On Fire and I Have a Follow-Up

A short sketch in which DJT plays D&D with Zoran Mamdani, Ezra Klein, and Kaitlan Collins.

February 28, 2026
Trump behind a gilded DM screen at the Resolute Desk, cabinet members around the table

You Cannot Lethality a Mountain, Pete

A short sketch in which DJT plays D&D with Rubio, Vance, Bondi, and Hegseth.

February 21, 2026